My new diet...starts tomorrow.

As a poor student, I have ran out of money, food and time to eat! So tomorrow I am starting a new and cheaper way of living! Stay in bed to avoid eating, drink green tea/water and when hungry smoke as many cigarettes as I can, and if I really feel like I need some food, tuna out of the can or a small cube of cheese.

Hopefully this will last...If it does I will be richer and skinnier...Brilliant